SCENE QUEEN TOURETTES

Aug 18

100% true horoscope facts

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

IN THE CLOSET BUT NOT REALLY

Aug 17

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and cheese string

Aug 13
itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

Aug 13
mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

mrhaliboot:

urjaxox:

stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.

Aug 12
plsblowme:

sakimichan:

fuckyeahtokyoghoul:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol

GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

holy shot i hope this works!!

LETS DO THISSSS !

okay i reblogged this yesterday thinkiing it was a joke and i found $140 on the ground at work today lol

plsblowme:

sakimichan:

fuckyeahtokyoghoul:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

holy shot i hope this works!!

LETS DO THISSSS !

okay i reblogged this yesterday thinkiing it was a joke and i found $140 on the ground at work today lol

Aug 10
susiethemoderator:

imgrump:

this is like the epitome of cruel and unusual irony

You ever look at a white person and just KNOW that they’re racist.

susiethemoderator:

imgrump:

this is like the epitome of cruel and unusual irony

You ever look at a white person and just KNOW that they’re racist.

Aug 06

juliankoster:

Dogspotting now has a new member orientation powerpoint presentation 

Aug 01
Jul 31
kissedthystones:

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

oh mY GODAS

kissedthystones:

radzed:

this guy fieri cake is slowly destroying my life

oh mY GODAS

Jul 31

the-inside-chakra:

mmeguessx:

I’ve always loved this.

I will always reblog this.